Page 1
In bathroom, Olivia is digging through the empty medicine
cabinet Clyde scampers ou of sight.
Irene and Jeff sit on couch in the next room.
Panel1: Okay you guys seriously? Not Cool.
Panel 2: Which one of you has been in the medicine
cabinet….. *she sticks her head out to look in the next room, Clyde runs
unnoticed to the ground*
Panel 3 Again?
Panel 4: shot of the room clyde darting along the baseboard “This Stealing has to stop!”
Panel 5: Irene I know you’ve been using my hair mousse!
-Whateva I look damn good *clyde dives under the couch with
a wheel of pills
Panel 6: and Jeff I thought you quit smoking?
-Im on the patch! *he is covered in nicorette
Page 2
Panel 1: “The 3 of you are behaving like ANIMALS!’ she
stomps her foot down in frustration
Panel 2: wait a minute….1..2….where’s Clyde?
Panel 3 EEEEEEK!
Clyde jumps out and runs screaming after the pink wheel of pills
Panel 4 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Olivia screams AHHH! Holy shit!
Panel 5 she looks at the pills scattered across the carpet
“Goddamit Clyde! All of my birth control pills?”
Panel 6 she slumps to the floor “This isn’t working out”
Page 3
Panel 1 Olivia: “I should have never let Sage talk me into
this”
Panel 2 Irene:
“Yeah well you haven’t been the perfect roommate either!”
Panel 3 Clyde: You don’t even keep good snacks EEEEEEk!
Panel 4: Olivia “I saved you from a life of bondage and
cruel experimentation! You guys should be grateful!”
Panel 5: Jeff : “That’s not how I remember it….”
Page 4 One Week
earlier
Two scientists
in white coats stand in a lab, pens of mice and rabbits fill the room around
them but one is suspiciously empty, they fail to notice though they’re reading
charts fastidiously
Panel 1: Sci: 1
Subject number 634 seems stable
Panel 2
Sci 2: Yes, minimal swelling and bleeding around application site, looks
good. Sci 1: Run the standard toxicicity tests in the lab tommorow
Panel 3 Sci 1: “Lets just check in on the primates and call
it a night”
Panel 4: Irene wipes makeup off her face “So tacky!”
Panel 5: She removes a bobby pin hidden in her hair
Panel 6: she picks the lock to her cage “Ha! Easy, now to free the others!”
Page 5
Panel 1: Jeff is straped to a chair in another part of the
lab watching a screen filled with cartoons. We see a vent behind him and a window to another room where the
two scientists talk over charts
Panel 2: Close up of screen from jeffs pov mindless shapes and colors swirl around
Panel 3: Sci 1:“Interesting…”
Panel 4: Sci 2:
“So cartoons DO make you stupider!”
Sci 1: “Still not as bad as comicbooks though”
Panel 5: Sci 1:
“I think we have all the results we need, schedule #576 here for disposal in
the morning” Sci 2: “sure thing”
Panel6: Close up on Jeffs face “so the rumors were true! I
hope Clyde and Irene hurry!”
Page 6
Outside the lab 3 people slip under the fence and approach
the lab from the outside, sipping beer and laughing among themselves
Panel 1: Olivia: “Are you guys sure this is a good idea?
Can’t we just picket, or pass out flyers or something?”
Panel 2 Dante: “The time for peaceful protest is over
Liv-hiccup!” he slurs and gestures with his bottle of beer
Panel 3: Dante: “If we want to help our animal brothers we
have to take RADICAL ACTION!”
Sage: “Right on Dante!”
Panel 4: He throws a bottle through the window “LIBERATION
NOOOOOOW!” alarms begin to sound and the glass shatters
Panel 5: The three of them scramble inside laughing stupidly
Olivia: “what the fuck is wrong with you 2?”
Page 7
Panel 1: Jeff here’s the crash “oh no, what was that?”
something is chewing through the vent above
Panel2: Clyde
burst through the vent ”EEEEK” Jeff: “Clyde! Thank god!”
Panel 3: Clyde
runs down and chews through the straps on the chair Jeff: “Thank you friend!”
Panel 4: Irene walks in the door opening it with a bobby
pin: “Clyde, Jeff? Are you guys in here?”
Panel 5: Jeff jumps down from the table “Irene! You made it! Quickly there’s no
time to lose!”
Panel 6: They
go out into the main hall, the alarm is sounding from the broken window Irene:
“Why is the alarm going off….something is wrong.” Clyde: “EEEK”
Jeff: “Just stick to the plan, freedom awaits just outside this
corridor!”
Page 8
Dante Olivia and Sage are running down the hall , they see
flashing lights from outside
Panel 1: Dante:
“Oh shit the cops!” Olivia: “Well
duh! This was such a terribe idea!”
Panel 2: they run around a dark corner Dante: “Quick this
way! We’ll run out the back door!”
Panel 3: They suddenly collide with a rabbit, chimp, and
stressed out mouse *WOOMF*
Panel 4: Dante
“Oh woah you poor little dudes!”Sage: “BUNNY!” Olivia: “Oh wow these poor animals”
Panel 5: Jeff
reaches for Dantes cigar
Panel 6: Over come with emotion Dante scoops Jeff up ,Sage
grabs Irene and Clyde crawls on Olivia’s shoulder “DON”T WORRY LITTLE BRO,
WE’LL SAVE YOU!”
Panel 7: They quickly run out the back exit with animals in
tow as the sirens get louder
Panel 8: They disappear into the night
Page 9
Header: A FEW DAYS AGO
At Olivia’s apartment Sage and Dante have shown up at the
door with bad news about their “rescue animals”
Panel 1 Sage Dante, and Olivia are standing near the
entrance Jeff Irene and Clyde wander around the living room Dante: “Yeah you
know me and Sage would love to keep them, but our van’s just too small!”
Panel 2: Sage: And we know how you’ve been wanting a
roommate!
Panel 3: Dante: “Plus you know like rehabilitating lab
animals, dismantling the war machine and all that good stuff”
Panel 4: Olivia: “well I mean I guess I could keep them for
a few days mayb-“
Panel 5: Sage/Dante: OMG Olivia Thank you! You guys will
have a blast!” BYE!
Panel 6: DOOR SLAM
Panel 7: Olivia: Um…..later.
Panel 8: Looks around at animals uneasily Olivia: “So….you
guys want to watch cartoons?”
